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woodrow-wilson:

Can we stop our anger at comic sans for a moment and redirect it towards a much worse font?

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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

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darrenfartspuppies:

REMEMBER WHEN “LET THE MAGIC BEGIN”
REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING EVIL HAS RETURNED TO HOGWARTS”
REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES”
REMEMBER WHEN “EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO CHANGE”
REMEMBER WHEN “THE REBELLION BEGINS”
REMEMBER WHEN “DARK SECRETS REVEALED”
REMEMBER WHEN “NOWHERE IS SAFE”
REMEMBER WHEN “IT ALL ENDS HERE”

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everydayoctopus:

#I bet he’s having a whole internal conversation with that torch.#Hello torch. I’m Matt. #It’s a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! It is fine #Isn’t it? #Oh thank you torch! You’re looking pretty splendidly dapper as well! #You’re my new friend you know that? #I’m going to call you Georgie #You and me Georgie#We’re gonna run this together #And when we get there I’m going to buy you a drink #AHHH Got you! You can’t drink! You’re a torch #Oh you’re so funny Georgie

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